| teacher: | you didn't watch the oscars? |
|---|---|
| me: | no i don't really watch award shows. |
| me: | except for the grammys. i watched the grammys for paul mccartney. |
| teacher: | you're a fan of paul mccartney? |
| me: | |
| teacher: | |
| me: | he's my husband. |
| teacher: | really? a 70-year-old man is your husband? |
| me: | excuse me, he is 69. |
